Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
WIZARD OF OZ: Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets, teams up with three strangers to kill again
RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER: Deformed deer humiliated and exiled until dictator finds him exploitable.
DIRTY DANCING: Gigolo corrupts wealthy young girl, facilitates lower-class abortions.
TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
STAR WARS: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
MILK: Uppity queer dies.
JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
